Jokes that got >5 votes in their own Ahaondéag.
Paddy, Sean and Seamus McGillicuddy were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road taking them past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", Paddy says. "It's Michael McNally's grave, God rest his soul. Says he lived to the ripe old age of 87!"
"That's nothin'!" shouted Sean. "Over here lies Patrick O'Toole. He made it to the age of 95 when he finally died!"
Suddenly Seamus yelled out "Good God, brothers! Over here I found someone, it says they got to be 145 years old!"
"What's that Irishman's name?" slurred the drunken Paddy.
Seamus stumbled, lit a match to better read what was on the old stone marker, and exclaimed: "It's Miles, from Dublin!"
Old man O'Toole and his wife were sitting on their patio watching the sun set. He says "I love you". His wife had not heard those words in a while asked, "Is that you talking, or is that your beer talking?" O'Toole replies, "I'm talking to my beer."
I was driving down the road and saw a hitchhiker. Being in a generous mood, I decided I'd give him a ride. After I picked him up and we started on down the road, he was very thankful, but said "you aren't scared that I could be a serial killer or something?" So I chuckled, looked at him and said "the chances that we are both serial killers is probably pretty low, don't you think?"
At the wedding reception after the wedding ceremony in a little town in Galway, the disc jockey said over the speakers - "Would all the married men here please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death, but is expected to survive...
A woman wakes up on her birthday, and says to her husband "Honey, I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What do you think it means?" Her husband smiles and says "Maybe tonight you'll find out." Later that night, the couple go out to a nice show, and have dinner at their special place. At the end of the meal, the husband takes out a small gift-wrapped box, gives it to his wife, and says, "Happy Birthday honey" The wife opens the box and inside is a book titled "How to Interpret Your Dreams."